Re: The Dentist.
- me: did you ever hear the commercial in new york for this dentist they say “we NEVER judge anyone we don’t care if you haven’t been to the dentist in 15 years. and we ALWAYS put you under”
- sounds like the best dentist EVER
- Jon: seriously. i want to go in for a consultation and be put under
- me: me too! then I’ll just sign a big fat bill on my way out.
- hey, maybe they could just find my credit card in my purse while i’m out
- Jon: they probably do. feed you a bunch of whip it balloons and then go through your shit
- me: then 2 months later you’re pregnant
- Jon: wake up in an alley missing a tooth
- and a liver
- me: hahaha
- ok, maybe that dentist doesn’t sound that great
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