Midge Pingleton

i like hippies, people that smell like onions, craft club, gin dinners, olives. cooking. pork rillette, LPs from 1971-1979, naps in the sun and idolizing tina turner.
midgepingleton@gmail.com
1/3 of today’s haul. it’s only gonna get better.

1/3 of today’s haul. it’s only gonna get better.

for someone that hates pickles, i sure do spend a lot of time making them.

or the ACTUAL mini-horses and their babies.

or the ACTUAL mini-horses and their babies.

Not sure what’s more awesome.  The sign for the mini-horses…..

Not sure what’s more awesome.  The sign for the mini-horses…..

And have made a necklace out of it.

And have made a necklace out of it.

I have just cut this rattle off of a dead rattlesnake I found in the garden.

I have just cut this rattle off of a dead rattlesnake I found in the garden.

ate a whole meal out of the garden yesterday!  starting to feel like summer.

ate a whole meal out of the garden yesterday!  starting to feel like summer.

Because I'm Not Busy Enough.

Trying to write more about farming.  Realizing doing anything in addition to farming is exhausting. With a recipe here and there. Why not?

Re: The Dentist.

  • me: did you ever hear the commercial in new york for this dentist they say “we NEVER judge anyone we don’t care if you haven’t been to the dentist in 15 years. and we ALWAYS put you under”
  • sounds like the best dentist EVER
  • Jon: seriously. i want to go in for a consultation and be put under
  • me: me too! then I’ll just sign a big fat bill on my way out.
  • hey, maybe they could just find my credit card in my purse while i’m out
  • Jon: they probably do. feed you a bunch of whip it balloons and then go through your shit
  • me: then 2 months later you’re pregnant
  • Jon: wake up in an alley missing a tooth
  • and a liver
  • me: hahaha
  • ok, maybe that dentist doesn’t sound that great